BACHELORETTES OF NEW YORK

Keeping the girls united...

Monday, August 07, 2006

Another Exciting Day at the Office

**I hope against hope that this letter will gain me the notoriety I need to finally be publicly recognized by MTV and perhaps asked to participate in Room Raiders: The Washington Heights Edition


A Questionnaire

We at "Punk'd" like to provide a questionnaire to potential recruits that helps us to better analyze their funny and overall versatility. Please take your time with the following questions as they allow us to understand your self-worth and general purpose of existence:

1) What is your favorite color?
2) If you were a bagel what flavor would you be. And why?
3) Really?
4) Lets say you fell asleep on a beach in a more ethnic (read: p.c. for the first stop made by illegal aliens before they hit pay dirt in the drug distribution business*) section of town and find yourself rudely awakened at four am by the sound of heavy panting. Upon opening your eyes you discover that you have been surrounded by a pack of rabid and potentially life-threatening dogs. Would you:
a) Run like a little girl
b) Attempt to distract the frenzied pack by barking back and peeing uncontrollably
c) You are blind and suspect that the heavy panting is in fact your boy/girlfriend. Another happy ending.
5) Please insert your own question here so we can use it on future questionnaires thus eliminating all actual work from our job description

Sincerely,

Ashton

* Racial slur intended

4 Signs that You might bored with your job as I am:

1) Planning the days's lunch menu is an arduous task that begins during your 3rd morning coffee and ends somewhere around 4pm. Middle Eastern Time.
2) The gmail screen has become more addictive than crack cocaine -- every time you it the refresh button is like taking a hit. (If you do not currently have a gmail account, please stop reading as i have no need of your friendship or approval.)
3) Getting a new email is more exciting than the first twenty four hours after buying a new puppy/baby/bar of chocolate on a whim. This of course excludes any emails from your mother and/or people who use the term "lol" in any context. Unless it is me who has inadvertently used the afore-mentioned term in which case there was probably a good reason and id prefer not to be judged.

4) Email me dammit.


4 Comments:

At 2:41 PM, Blogger AladiN said...

You guys need to get out!!!
Drinks on me tonight, pick a nice place......

A

 
At 10:05 PM, Blogger wannabeanonymousdammit said...

Same for me, cept I'm always hitting the refresh button on our favorite blog.

aladin. don't know who you are.

 
At 12:28 PM, Blogger MimJap said...

it gets even better wen u get the gmail popups combined with the outlook popups.......

 
At 3:35 PM, Blogger AladiN said...

.... With so many "contributors" I would think this site would get updated more often.... but who am I anyway...... right?

Well if anybody is interested it’s a buddy's B-day tonight (Wednesday) we’re going out for a few drinks maybe a movie or bowling or just the drinks ;) all are welcome...... no need to be shy.

AladiN

 

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