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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

sick in bed :(

so i figured i'm sick in bed..what better use of time than gracing you all with a post from me. It's been a while since we've put up a shidduch bashing post, so i figured its about time for.........
WHAT THEY SAY & WHAT THEY MEAN
NOTICE THE USE OF FORMATTING AND COLOUR CODING THAT I JUST DISCOVERED
Q. Is Mendel a smart boy?
A. He's not a rocket scientist, but he's street smart
He has the IQ of a fish
Q. So tell me, does Chaim trim his beard?
A. Well you know, he doesn't water it
He has a five o'clock shadow on a bad day
Q. And tell me how frum is this bochur?
A. Oh he's frum, don't worry - he keeps Shabbos and Kosher...he's an amazing guy
...and smokes pot, runs bars, has a pimping agency..but don't get me wrong, he's an amazing guy
Q. What sort of business is Yossi in?
A. Yossi is quite the business man - he's started up his own company and is really successful
pick one of the below:
he's in mortgages
he's in real estate
he's in cell phones
Q. And would Yossi ever consider shlichus?
A. Oh you know, he's very flexible and open minded
i can give you whatever answer you want to hear...take your pick
Q. How old is this boy you speak so highly of?
A. He just came out of Yeshivah
about 7 years ago
Q. Final question - what kind of girl do you think Yaakov is looking for?
A. He's not into external things at all - all Yaakov wants is a girl with good middos - someone kind, thoughtful, intelligent and of course a mentsch
..forgot to mention that she has to be 5"6, size 2, loaded with money and preferably gezhe family.
tune in next week for another session of shidduch bashing...till then may the force be with you

1 Comments:

At 5:03 PM, Blogger Josh said...

huh, girls can be funny. Who'd have thought...jk. Keep it up!

 

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