Keeping the girls united...

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

What Happens

.....when I stay too late at the office....

Dear Sir or Madam,

I recently attended a ***** event at the request of some very persuasive friends* and had a most excellent experience . At the completion of the event I offered myself as a volunteer for any future events bearing in mind they include refreshments and some form of indoor heating - wood or gas - im not picky. To my utter dismay, I was never contacted regarding the afore-mentioned volunteer work. Almost as disturbing was the time I needed some extra cash and applied to participate in a study on alcoholism promising only minor side effects. The rejection letter still haunts me. This glaring lack of follow up has led me to draw one of the following conclusions:

1) I have a debilitating form of body odor and the only volunteering I should be doing should involve a prescriptioned bottle of deoderant and a less confining work space

2) There is no actual volunteer program and my email address was taken in another sneaky attempt by Banana Republic to get me on their spring mailing lists

As either scenario obviously requires immediate attention - I'd appreciate it if this e-mail was brought to the necessary party's attention at your earliest convenience. Meanwhile my coworker has gradually been edging her desk away from mine and I am beginning to suspect it might be the former.




At 2:15 PM, Blogger BombShelle said...

Hotpants :
I hear they are looking for volunteers to count NYC's homeless.
Heat is promised.
Only catch is , must be sober.
I have faith in you.


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