Keeping the girls united...

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

teeth. what are they good for?

absolutely nothing.

Last night, lying in bed comatose from another round with captain jack, I began to imagine a life without those pearly buggers. Here are some observations:

If i had no teeth..

1) Smiling would become obsolete. And my concurrant lack of dimples all the less obvious.
2) Ice cream ( not the cholev yisroel kind) would achieve the kind of popularity that Michael Jordan can only dream of
3) Fear of flossing would drop to number two on the list of "reasons seemingly happy people contemplate suicide".
4) Dentists would go back to their old jobs -- i e using those odd little brushes to rinse potties in abandoned outhouses.
5) my tooth hurts too much to continue this list


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