Keeping the girls united...

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Judes Family Reunion/Night of Bashing

Well it's good thing I started tonights family reunion with a large glass of wine. What I thought would be a quiet night in glatt a la carte, with some lovely veal marsala, ended up being a four sided attack at Jude. Below are some of the statements of the night and allegations made about myself.
- "Who would be so stupid to send you chocolate Yehudis. Why would you want to eat it."
- "This girl picked me up from the airport who is getting married. It's funny because you think it's only the pretty girls who get married, but she was quite plain looking."
- "I think you are being too fussy and not willing to compromise. No body is perfect,not even you."
- "Why would he want to go out with you? You're 23, he probably wants an 18 year old."
- "Why do you talk about politics on dates. It's better that they dont know your opinion."
- "Why shouldn't he choose to get married in NY. You know you can't be so fussy. There are more girls than boys."
- "So what is the proportion of boys dumped to boys who have dumped you"
- "So tell us about the last boy who dumped you."
- "You know boys only want to date size 2"
....and so the evening progressed. For those who wish to send their grandmothers to a support group, please contact me.


At 12:10 AM, Blogger Datingmaster, Jerusalem said...

not to despair you shall find a nic eperson
anyway come over for some spice if you can handle it

At 9:24 AM, Blogger hotpants said...

Dude. That was an unfair attack. Outnumberd and only a beverage with 12% alcoholic content to console you. If I were you id stroll past with a large box of chocolates and stand in front of the house licking each one. Id then use the resultant sugar high as fuel for the eggin that is definitely a comin.

At 9:26 AM, Blogger hotpants said...

yo datingmaster -- spice is nice but chocolates

much much better


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